Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in finalfantasydog's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, October 16th, 2002
12:51 pm	I need me, I want me! EXIT STAGE RIGHT ffd is back for toaster thief luv spreading after suffering an acute case of caterpillar syndrome, now ffd has BIG SUPER EXCITING HAPPY FEEL-GOOD 21st centruy annoucment for this livejournal entry about ffd but since ffd is cruel and unusal punishment personal NOT TILL THE ENd, har har ffd's english writings skills have gotten so superior that he knows the power of the tease and forces you to read everything else to get too super annoucment(or you could just scroll down and ignore rest of ffd's great wisdom but that would be cheating and evil no) So ffd has decied upon Becoming super-immersed into this whole livejournal realm of action and wondermeant, that Livejournal is too much OH NO MY LIFE IS AWFULL, I"M SUCH HORROR PERSON , or it's like one second MY LIFE IS GREAT NOTHING CAN BRING ME DOWN HAPPINESS TO THE WORLD: 30 mins later: watched bambi die evil trick played on poor nerd rar rar death NOTHING CAN BRING ME UP IT"S THE WORST EXPERINCE OF LIFEITME, and yes you see so ffd decied to embark upon his Bring neutraility to the livejournal enviorment single-handly by GOing now and telling you What a wonderfull perfect great person ffd is and how super amazing ffd life is. ffd's life is without a doubt best that life can be, Nothing ever goes wrong for ffd( or it could just be ffd and his enternal optimisim, and not being botherd by anything make him just a happy little man wandering thourgh the fileds of life chasing after the pretty butterflies: it's like Big bully fat sumo-wannabe comes up to ffd in train, because dislikes ffd singing + scaring little kids that have seat ffd want that ffd gets by sitting there telling them what cute young little brats are then they get scared run off and get on next car of train and then SUMO guy is all ME SUMO PUSH ffd and repeats same nonesene word over and over, ffd just gives hug to sumo-man gets smakced then runs for seat as soon as soon as sumo person get off, or like time when ffd was wondering around kabuki-cho MOST DANGEORUS PLACE IN RED TOKYO like it's like all other places murders this month:2 kabukicho: 2000 ALL CAUSED BY TEAR GAS ATTACKS AND YAKUZA BATTLE FIGHTING ON STREETS(OH OH MORE ON THIS IN ANNOCUMENT) at 11 p.m (ffd decied paragraph was too long and threw in break here for english fantics) and nice young homeless person comes up to 14 year old ffd and tells ffd what a great friend he is ffd starts proclaiming his want for finding yakuza to write report about and join elite status of selling young children and cutting pinky finger off for yamato-damashii pride, and if he was yakuza, homeless man seems to enjoy instead patting hand on ffd head telling him what a nice young boy he is and then pointing rather awkardly at crotch area THEN CHASING AFTER FFD IN HOMELESS FEET THAT MAGICALLY RUN WHEN MOTIVATED BY LOWER WAIST AREA, ALMOST CAUGHT FFD AND PAT HEAD MORE SCARY, ffd decied not to go to kabuki-cho at 11 p.m. anymore after that. anyway yes yes, ffd's life is perfect 16/17(yes yes one of thoese ages both the same hormone wise) old existence, ffd lives in the greatest city in the world, rides train for 2 hours every day with his fellow ninhon-jin friend's singing songs and dancing about the city, like haciko big dog statue in shibuya that is like OH MEETING place(yes yes as ffd tour guide he points out haciko in lain) people around seem to appricate if you sit on top of statute and start singing songs. and More or less is friendliest person in existence alwayls taking time out to talk/play to the police dog about how many yakuza kitties we are catching for the day, the anti-osama guards and 80 year old anti-chapon men that run down the street when ffd just casuallys mentions how much would an enjo-kosai assiated date out with you be?. NOW TIME FOR BIGGEST ANNOUCMENT EVER COMING FROM THE ONE AND ONLY FFD MAINTAIER OF FFD LIVEJOURNAL BE PREPARED BE ReADY ANNOUCMENET NEXT PARAGRAPH HOLD ON TO TEDDY BEAR FRIEND/ LOVE/ GLASS/ GLASSES/ cHAIR/ DESK/ KEyboard in prepartion for excitment JOY WONDERMENT EXHLIRATION BLOOD LoSS UNCONCIOUS SHOCK ENJOYMENT yes yes THE ADVENTURES OF FFD ANNOUCMENT THAT"S RIGHT THE FIRST EVER Bi-MONTHLY 10-15 MINTUE SERIES MADE PRODUCED EDITED STARRED IN BY FFD DISTRUBUTED THORUGH WEB AND PEER TO PEER NETWORKS THAT IS CALLED THE ADVENTURES OF FFD. SHOOTING ON FIRST EPISODE CURRENTLY 10 percent done! first episode takes us to spooky KABUKI-cho FEATUING HAPPINESS ON MOST DANGEROUS STREET IN TOKYO, oh and just so ffd can be like all thoese cool professional sites DECEMBER 1st DEEADLINE which ffd will procrastinate Do utterly nothing but hype adventures of ffd and how wonderfull + great it will be yet do nothing towards not make deadline even though ffd could get everything odne this weekend and have it up and so most likely up jan 1st. SO yes yes when your sitting down being like all you livejournal people and like THAT"S IT IT"S OVER WHY WHY WHY? WHY MUST THERE BE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD? WHY CAN"T BUDDHA AND CONFUCIUS AND MOHHEMMD N AND JESUS COME AND RESCUSE ME FROM THIS WORLD or you just can't handle the current stresfull situatuion always just think back to your head THE ADEVENTURES OF FFD IS COMING, well worth living for and enough to get you thourgh any difficult situation!. yes yes noticble drop in writing from beggining to end of this entry, Thanks to ffd waking up 5 writing endding. ENJOY YOURSELF + LIVE WElL!!!!!! (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002
10:17 pm	Japan's economy needs You! Yeah, here we go again once more into the breach for our weekly toasterthief give me love update! ffd once again was all like HAR HAR HAR, I have the 4 ideas use them I will, but then during ffd' professional dish-washing class, which is all home etc, ffd is put in with a class of 22 scary females who seem to relize that he's afraid of females and take it upon themselves to be like OH WE KNOW WE WILL BE FRIENDLY SINCE YOU AFRAID OF US AND GO ATTACK YOU WITH USELESS QUESTIONS WE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT YOU REALY SAY HAR HAR HAR WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE HAR HA RHAR HAR MEANWHILE IN THIER MINDS IT"S ALL LIKE OH I"M SUCH A GREAT SOUL I"M TALKING TO A PERSON WHO"S SO LONLY AND AFRAID EVEN THOUGH IGNORING WHAT HE"S SAYING and he wants to bite my hand away WHAT"S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD HAR HA HAR. and also 2 males, and during ffd's attempt at cooking first day ffd was all la la la la thinking of butterflies and webcams and what a beautifull world we live in when, destroyed hand with pot, it was like oh that pot is burning ffd should probley get it off, but concept of handmit evaded and ffd hand burn and then ffd demoted down to fruit cutter, unforutnly task proved rather difficult for nerdy hands and cut finger, so ffd just gets 90 hour training in dish-washing enojoyment now! oh anyway so great purpose of all that waas like, while dish-washing enojyment right when ffd was told that "uhh normally you should probley clean the dishes with soap,\" and then it was like OH WTF attempt to talk to me when ffd has no intrest in your, OH TEe-hee I Lost 7 pounds this weekend tee-hee hee, oh this food we are making is so fattening oh my boyfriend won't want in my pants if I don't go weight watchers and start running to the bathroom to go stick my finger in my thoart once i'm done with this, but oh yes, see it's like they intrrupt ffd's train of thuaght for today, so not wholy here, anywayway ffd was all oh what to write about, strange little schoolgirls ffd set next to on the train were calling him harry potter right to his face, as if ffd couldn't hear what they were saying but for some reason ffd didn't think that was talkative, and hten it was like OH OBVIOUS TOKYO GAME SHOW, THE EXPERINCE OF LIFE TIME so not wholy here, anyahh beautifull tokyo game show, ffd's once a year use to be twice a year enjoyment escape from reality, sitting in disney-land type lines to play games that he's too moronic to figure out how to get past the world map but anyway. Yes so it's like WAKE UP TIME 6:30 a.m.. Then ffd lounge around in his chair using his skills at procstrationation to attack ed and prepare his press pass 2 hours before the show start, when registriation actually closed 23 days before-hand, but like jp culture is all rad and as long as you go BUT I"M PRESS-man they give you, it reminds ffd of time he just showed up at sony playstation festival 13 old with lollipop in mouth and told them ffd was getting picture for website give press pass, and after much confusion given it was. Okay but anyway, as all know tokyo game show has like COSPLAY SECTION, and ffd doesn't actually play any games as the lines are like HA YOU WANT TO PLAY ME? WAIT 80 MINTUES IN THE LINE STANDING AND WATCHING EXCAT SAME GAME SEGMENT OVER AND OVER AND HEARING THE FREAKING RUNE 2 PREVIEW FOR THE 4594584959843 TIME WTF, FFD WANTS TO DESTROY RUNE 2 WITH IT"S CRAPPY CARDS AND THE HORRIBLE FREAKING PREIVIEW FFD HAD TO WATCH INSANE AMOUNT OF TIME ABOUT TO THROW FREE RUNE 2 FAN AT MONTIOR. OH PLUS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT YOU STAND NEXT TO BIG OBESE SWEATY MAN WHO FORGOT TO HAVE ARM PIT PORES REMOVED. so ffd generally ditches the game part of the show and just runs around all like I"M JOURNALISTIC MASTER HIGH-school STUDENT this time, ffd decied, COSPLAY COVERAGE NEEDED, so ffd went and interviwed cosplay people and relized OH MY GOD WTF, THERE IS 100 person line for 13 YEAR OLD POSING IN PROVACTIVE PEACE SIGN IN FRONT OF THIER MOUTH WHICH MEANS SOMETHING ELSE IN WESTEERN CULTURE, then like the nice old 50 year old camera taker with bulge goes and is like OH HERE MY ADRESS AND PHONE NUMBER, I don't actually have much better to do then try and go after you BUT HEY WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU ARE 13 and Wear cosplay that covers only SECRET areas. Yes yes ffd also has new stratgy called stalk people and try to get them to play contra 3 with him he knows on-line, it was all like OH MY GOD THERE IS VESTAL PErSON WHO SEEMS RATHER SCARED OF ME AND RUN AWAY, NO WAIT VESTAL VESTAL WAIT MOOGLE SUIT PLEASE, then vestal just ignores ffd even though we met in akihabara once and keeps on walking and smiles and nods ar ffd with that SMIKLE AND NOD STRATAGY FOR PEOPEL YOU NEED TO RUN FROM WTF IS THAT? and it's like NO CONTRA III FOR you, vestal, oh wait ffd forgot point of this paragraph and livejournal entry. Wow that was my poorest livejournal entry yes, ffd has a feeling he's going to delate/majorly modify this later, up now it goes though. and remember spread rational self-intrest + reason !!! ffd apolgizes for the poorness of this post/ no longer will ffd write when he doesn't want to write (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 18th, 2002
1:59 am	I knew I loved me before I met me and here we go back again for toasterthief's enjoyment THE MOST SERIOUS FFD POST YET(waring: THIS IS FREAKING OCCURANCE FFD POst, if you are looking for ones like before come back at later date, thanks!), LIKE DEEP EMOTIONAL INSIGHTS INTO FFD COME THOURGH HERE or maybe that's just teaser and it's more of ffd's great wisdom really!, now ffd when creating this entry was all thinkiing many days about what he could possibly do pondering upon moon and stars and sitting down with the nice mentally handicapped person who sits and ssmiles at ffd the whole train ride but when ffd smiles back the man is all sad, which saddens ffd which then makes man happy again and then we start this happiness sadness pattern that lasts the whole 12 mintues but anyway. ,that is why ffd didn't make his normal tuesday update finally this morning ffd had narrowed it down to 4 ideas that he could write about for this livejournal entry today, all of them after doing many more investiage journalism of livejournal and relizing it's all people Being like MY LIFE IS CRAPPIER THEN YOURs and then people start all livejournal battling trying to prove how much more crappy each other's lives are and it's just BLAH BLAH BLAH THE GIRL I RUN AROUND STALKING COMPLEATY REJECetED ME OH AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS OH AND WAIT I NEED TO THROW OUT A LITTLE MORE ANGST THERE, OH ANGST THERE, SOME FOR YOU ,OH MISSED A SPOT, HEY NO RUNNING take ANGST BACK IN THE BACK, BESIDES THE FACT MY FRIENDS LIST IS #293829832939 people long. and yes you get the point. Anyway so ffd was all prepared to come home and choose one of his 4 choices WHEN OH MY GOD AMAZEMENT (yes introduction pargraph concluded, notice how my writing is all like OH WHAT HAPPEND? ENGLISH TEACHER THUAGHT THIS TO FFD TODAY, Now I have to read next paragraph to find out!) Anyway so once again we set the scene for you: FFD was all reading his THE VIRTUE OF SELFISHNESS ON THE TRAIN like 1000 page book and not actually bothering to read the pages but all turning them to make himself look all special and cool AND INTELLECT to his fellow nihon-jins anyway, Oh look there's express train that ffd always gets on that is all oh we miss every stop and get you 10 mintues faster, anyway so ffd got on, and was MERCURY POWER, GOD hAS SMILED UPON FFD OPEN SEAT FOR HIM AND HIS TOTORO ON HIS BAG. okay at this point ffd begin to get a bit nervous, why were the 2 females one dressed like a jabba cantina lady and the other dress like a schoolgirl staring at him. ffd thuaght oh ha it must be because they are OH WOW READING 1000 PAGE BOOK WITH SMALL FRONT, INTELLECT, FFD was all preparing to go and be YES FINALLY FFD REJECTS SOMEONE AND FEELS THE POWER, HAR NO FFD TOO GOOD FOR YOU FFD OBESSEION WItH ONE PERSON, IS GOOD SIDE-effect of ZERO INTREST AT ALL IN FEMALE SPECIES NOW, not you. but then ffd noticed oh wait why is nobody else in this area of the train and very few in this car at all except for the circle of guys that are like WE DEFEND THIS VERY LAST END OF THE TRAIN. Since ffd also had HARKUI MURAKAMI"S UNDerGROUND in his bag at this same time this sight WAS LIKE OH crap and ffd ran aaround opening all the windows and just holding nose in shirt and scared like mad. but then ffd relized with his constant trying to figure out of what was going on the 2 old ladies dressed as schoolgirls next to him were all laughin at his antics, FFD WAS LIKE WTF IS GOING ON IT"S NEW PARALL DIMENSION OF TWILIGHT ZONE AND AUM SHRIKO AND TOTORO AND SCARY SCHOOLGIRLS WHO 40, but then oh train stopped, and the men parted ways. THEN WHAT HAPPEND? well slight crack in line and ffd saw FREAKING LADY ALL WIPING DOWN HER CHEST AREA AND HER HAIR AND FINALLY FINALLY IT HIT FFD WHAT WAS GOING ON ALL AT ONCE, IT"S OH MY GOD EMOTIONS OVERRUNNING FFD LIKE MAD, FFD PUTS FORTH HIS ANTI-LOVEmAKING WITHOUT OBESSIOn AT FIRST THEN HUMOUR THEN ffd turns back and notices THERE"S FREAKING 8 year old schoolkids laughing and playing around at the other end of the car(more on that later). anyway ffd imedditly decided to be slick and take out his PDA IPAQ and all pretend he was a mad journalist like links.net and writing up the sitaution, when in reality he was just trying to do somy physco thing with all thesse people. he also noticed the slickness of the People in this industry when at the same stop the SCHOOLGIRL One sitting next to him got off at one door and just walked right back into the next door with defensive line. okay rest of story is all like OH DULL BORING ffd put to sleep writing it, but let's just give highlights: ffd continued looking over there and called some of the men who walked in his direction Horny stupid korean doreamons (they seemed to just ignore most of this). ffd then noticed a skirt moving rapidly in what could best be described thrusting motion thourgh the crack in the line. and that was all. FINALLY IT WAS TIME TO FFD TO DEPEART Train, and you know what ffd still was in shock, so he just got up STARTED SCREAMING YOU HENTAI FREAKS DO YOU NOT CARE FOR YOUR YAMATO-DAMASHII PRIDE DO YOU NOT CARE FOR MY FRIENDS THE 8 YEAR OLD CHILDREN, THIS IS NOT LOVE THIS IS NOT LIFE THIS IS DEVIL, YOU OVER THERE YOU ARE HAMTARO KILLER, You you corrupt the minds, FACE MY WRATH while RUNNING RIGHT THOURGH THE MIDDLE OF THE DEFENSIVE LINE, unforutnly the industry people had some amount of intellect and decided they would break at station stops so nothing was occuring, Still ffd friegthend most of them as to wtf a chanpon was doing screaming at them loudly in english, ffd got off the train went and told the station addent people were humping on the train and addent called ahead to next station and that was end of that. Or was it? (here's were ffd goes all JOURANLISTC MIND OF what koyota.com will be and suggests you bail out if you are just reading for ffd's life experinces) Japan Wtf could we have a nation where people are all like OH LOOK OVER THERE PEOPLE ARE SEXORING EACH OTHER UP In THe name of making films on train, WHile 8 year old children play normally right by, and everyone is just La la la la la I'm in my bubble nothing else is happining to me, please don't distrub bubble. it makes ffd want to break down and cry, GIVE THE CHILDREN THEIR INNOCENCE, HAVE MORALS, DON"T SEXOR ON THE TRAIN. that's all for this time, ffd would like to think toasterthief for continung support, FFD HAS RESIVORS OF WRITIng and next time will be back to normal so yes, ffd's livejournal where the action is at, stay tuned, bravelittetoaster for life (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 10th, 2002
1:27 am	Japan's Zombie companies: Crippling debt,Falling stock prices,Failed leadership-Will theystagger on? Yeah! here we go, it's time for ffd's weekly livejournal update to secure and keep exciment for his phriend toasterthief. Now with ffd's last posting he was all HA HA HA I'm going to start loving other people and stop being ALL FFD-centered. Now ffd could not think of any self-centered ideas, so he clamored to go on JOURNALISTC INVESTAGSTION Of other live journals to see how they do, and ffd quickly relized other livejournals are extremly more self-centered and mainly people just complaing about stuff that turns out to be a-okay the next day. So ffd was revitlized with life that self-centered posting's were okay, but then The problem was oh wait wtf, ffd's life is way too great and filled with happiness no bad ones to complain, it was an endless search of what ffd could possibly complain about, he spent his entire phiolsphy class when everyone else was like THE THEORY OF LIFE IS THAT mormons vs athiest not good, trying to decied oh what to complain about, but alas! nothing was found! the best ffd could come up with is stuff that's difficult to write about like enmorous anger at the BEST HELLO KITTY STRAWBERRY WAFFER ICE CREMA WAS DISCONINTUED, WTF IT WAS UNBELIVABLE WITH THAT SANRIO MARKATING AND BEAUTIFULL TASTE HOW COULD THEY DO THAT? Then finally ffd saw a beautifull site of some freshmen running behind the locker room to show ALL HIS FREInds how l33t and cool he was to have MARIJUNA in his pocket that ffd finally relized something compleaty unreleted to complain about. Okay that was ffd's introduction paragraphs(notice all his livejournal peices are getting to be more LITEARTURE AND like english, thanks to horrible english class ffd has to take) Okay so here we go setting up the situation for you: HEY COME OUT TONIGHT WITH US AND YOU CAN WEAR YOUR CAPE AND GO GET IN THE MAN-SIZED TRAFFIC CONE AND MOVE IT ALONG VERY SLOWLY + SUTTERLY WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK IN IT SEEING REACITONS HAR HAR HAR HAR OKAY!! and then this is the nice situation where ffd Goes to SHIBUYA(yes yes, for thoese of you not up on Jp geography this is where LAIN always went with her friends, and also beautifully known THE KOGALRU AND PARA PARA DANCING PHENMOEN BLAH AND PARA PARA DANCING IS THE MOST GOD-awfull DEATH THING DON"T EVER GO TRY IT OR ELSE YOU WILL BE ENTRHENCE WITH SADNESS OVER THE HUMAN RACE INVENTED A LINE DANCING FORM WITH HANDS, it's cry to see it. also this is the home of ENJO-KOSAI activies) yes anyway ffd goes and it really all turns out HEY YES YOUR HERE NOW YOU CAN SIT AND WATCH US ALL DRINK AND GET DRUNK AND CHUG ENTIRE CONTINERS OF BEERS AND SHOW OFF OUR SUPERB INTELLECT SKILLS BY BINGE DRINKING HAR HAR HARH OH WE HAVE TO BE CERTRAIN TO THROW ALCHOOL ALL OVER THE ROOM TOO TO HAVE LIKE SWIMMING SESSION OF FUN TOO, "OH WE"D ALL YOU LIKE YOU BETTER FFD IF YOU WOULD KILL YOUR BRAIN CELLS TOO" oh and it's just beautifull because you know the immaturiy of 15/16/17 year olds combined with alchool make for just the FUNNEST EXPERINCE, IT"S ALL OH HA NOW YOU CAN GO WATCH US BOTHER/BOMB THE CITY AND ALL THE FRIENDLY JP CROWD WITH BOTTLES FILLED WITH EXPOLSIVES HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR, OH YES IT"S JUST SO ENJOYABLE TO PISS OFF ENTIRE BLOCKS OF PEOPLE and try and be as rude as possible oh har! now watch us skateboard drunk now. FFD does enojy karoke though, Like quite enjoyable to go ut with all BAD BOY PEOPle and watch them all sing meticalla and crap and then ffd for his karoke turn chooses Aladin. but Personally ffd has more fun going to the red light district of DEMON CITY SHINJUKU, and talking to the people who try and draw you in for 30 mintues then finally being like YES SORRY FFD IS GAY TOO(of course once IT WAS ALL LIKE OH WE HAVE THAT TOO and took out pictures and ffd ran away scared). Okay then ffd's 2nd option is like this HEY COME CLUBBING WITH US TONIGHT IT WILL BE SO ENJOYABLE AND YOU CAN BE YOURSELF FFD AND YES COME REALLY BADLY AND FEEL THE LOVE OKAY FFD GIVE A SHOT! And so we enter ffd's 2nd location on our tour today, ROPPONGI, Now ffd was all small young innocent boy filling in the delights of growing up and being like sure I"LL GO THIS THIS Roppongi place and Oh 4000 yen($33.33) to get in, SURE!. but then ffd enters this little club and OH MY GOD IT"S THE HORROR OF A LIFETIME, IT"S LIKE WTF FFD HAS ENETERED THE ARMPIT OF TOKYO THE DEVIL INCARNATE, LIFE HORRIBLY FFD FINALLY CAN BE ALL L33t and GEEKY + NERDY and USE THE YOU WILL NEVER FIND A MORE WRETCHED SCUM OF VILLANY + scum Line. I mean imagine ffd just entering the floor and all he sees to his horror is like mainly american marines dry-humping on the dance floor all these scantly clad japanese HOR LADIES and it's just sadness and with the beautifull sing YOU MUST HAVE DRINK TO STAY IN GAS PANIC, makes ffd pray for his nation, FFd seriously after sending all HIS MONEy, did not even manage to stay for one song, it's like 4 mintues of dry-humping was enough to scar ffd and his fragile mind for life. And then finally our final stop on ffd's beautifull live journal entry no.3 AKIHABARA. ahh ffd's geek home, Here ffd feel truly alive LIKE at home, ffd can sit in the cybercafe till 1 a.m. playing, here ffd can meet Sonic + Mario in a suit every once in a while and be free of all worries. only problem ffd has with this one, Is the geeks in his school to go here seem to be extremly anti-social and ffd has to be all LIKE HERE YOU GO LOOK DEAD OR ALIVE EXTREME BEACHBALL LOOK AT THE POLYGON MODELS STUFF STARBERRIES PLUS FINGERS INTO EACH OTHER"S FEMALES MOUTH, THERE YOU GO FFD GAVE YOU THE INTIAVE NOW YOU CAN START MAKING FUN OF IT, BUT NO THEY STILL FAIL!, I MEAN WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! IT"S EXTREME VOLLYBALL CAN"T YOU AT LEAST TRY AND USE SOME SKILL PLEASE? So normally ffd just entirally ignores school and goes out with his 30 year old merryl lynch linux system adminstrators, COOLNESS THERE. okay that's a wrap-up for ffd' weekly livejournal posting! this is ffd's new format this time that won't stay for future also ffd tried to give INFO ABOUT JAPAn as preview of Things to come outside livejournal. That entry was all Gone with the wind/bible like, excuse ffd for it also currently ffd is suffering from paranoia becuase of smelling bad smell, so excuse ffd for post. ENJOY LIFE? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 3rd, 2002
5:47 am	U.S. troops invaded in 1945-and never left. Will the island ever regain its own identity? ugh, ffd needs to post or toasterthief will rage and phreindship terminated so here we go ffd has come to the conclusion that his father thinks ffd is just a whee bit fruity. Let ffd set the scene for you: You are all ffd' father and come home being and enter the house all sneaky and sthealy solid snake style, And you slowly walk up the stairs thinking "HA hA I"M GOING TO SNEAK UP ON SON AND FIND HIM LOOKING AT NUDY GIRLS + FIESTY KOGALS + ENJO-KOSAI SITE + FARM ANIMALS + HAVING FUN WITH HIMSELF OnN THE INTERNET" Instead you walk into to the room all glancing around the corner slowly ready to see all these pretty images, and I guess to your horror you see your 17 year old son sitting there singing along + doing pumba dance to the lion king soundtrack playing a bit loudly on surround sound. I mean I think ffd's extremly happiness + unusualness is mistaken a bit too much for fruityness, LIKE FATHER Is all OH SPORTS JOCK WHEN IN HIGH SCHOOL, NOW BIG BUSSINESS CONSERVATIVE MAN. and I guess it's rather disappointing to have a son where you are all like OH PROM THIS WEEKEND, YOU ARE GOING WITH ALL YOUR LADIES YES? It's ffd is like Uhh No, ffd has his linux users group meeting WITH ALL HIS FELLOW 40 YEAR OLD MALE NERDS same time as the prom, IT"S OBVIOUS WHICH ONE WOULD TAKE PRECEDENT FOR FFD. And ffd is all like dancer and singing random happy songs that I guess scare father because of ffd energy. It also saddends ffd father like to try to convience himself that NO MY SON IS PLAYA, G-pimp he creates nice little stories, FOR EXAMPLE: 9th grade ffd Was all LIKE WTF YOU TAKE FFD"S COMPUTER? FFD GO TO KICHIOJI TO ALL NIGHT CYBER-CAFE AND PARTY THERE BY SELF, AND then when ffd returns home it's all like HA YOUR FRIEND TOLD ME YOU WERE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND PLAYING AROUND BEING THE MASTER-SMOOTHER THAT YOU ARE, ffd was like wtf? ffd doesn't know this word "female", nor does friend. IT"S ALL OH HERE"S SOME NIKE + FILA SHIRTS FOR YOU TO WEAR, ffd is all uhh NO I WILL CONTiue WAERING MY NATIONAL COMPUTER CAMPS AND BOW BEFORE ME FOR I I"M ROOT AND NEWS FOR NERDS SHIRT, Oh and ffd guess the whole situation isn't helped that I go around wearning a pink/purple cape. anyawy ffd has rambaled long enough and hasn't recived more then a hour and a half of sleep in the past 44 hours, so sleep now and regain concious. Also livejournal SEEMs all EGOTISTICAL AND FFD JUST SITS AND TALKS ABOUT FFD, I'll avoid all these SELF-CENTERED POSTINGS In the future mainly for toasterthief's enjoyment. yes (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 26th, 2002
10:17 am	Migration helped the Crested Ibis: will The Japanese copy it? In continuing efforst to ultimaze the livejournal phreindship between me and toasterthief, I've decied to take him up ON VARYING MY POSTS, So here we go with OH MY GOD, AN FFD SERIOUS POST? it has come to ffd's attention today, That he has this undenibly paranioa that anyone who is the last bit nice to him has to have some ULTERIOR MOTIVE, even though this doesn't bother ffd a bit and his happiness level is always TOO HAPPY like patch adams don on his record, but like for example teacher requested ffd to be in his class, because he enjoyed ffd, FFD WAS LIKE WTF?, EVIL TEaCHER SCARFICE FFD, WANT FFD"S UNUQIUE BRAINSHIP, use ffd as an example of what not to do when being student. and that's just the tip of it. and so on and so forth, It's like wtf, theyou want me to go somewhere with you? , most likely you want to brign me into an ally poison my food with liquer/drugs and then sell me on black market to highest bidder, Rather scary thuaghts. Of course most of these belifes probley come from the fact that ffd belives being selfish is a virtue. This probley is also Why ffd feels most enjoyed when talking to homeless people in tokyo station, They are just friendly people that want to sit down and have a chat about thier lives and some of them just want to show me thier various body parts but it's all good with me. and WTf why do I type faster then my computer can output it that's rather annoying ffd amazingly. Anyway in light of these recent discovers FFD CON 1 IS CANCELED CANCELD. WOW THAT POST WAS FFD"S MOST AMAZING WAR&PEACE ONE YET (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 18th, 2002
1:08 am	OH MY GOD FFD CON? YES IN CONTINUING efforts to appease toasterthief, FFD ANNOUCES FFD CON 1 TO NOBODY! THAT's right, IT"S WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR, THE HOTLY ANTICIPATED, MUCH LOVE, MUCH WANTED, IT"S FFD CON 1 THE FIRST IN A MONTLHY EVENTS CELEBRATING FFDISM, THE FIRST EVER CONVENTION DEDICATEd ENTIArLLY TO FINALFANTASYDOG! THIS IS GOING TO BE A DOWNRIGHT BASH! the most amazaing down-right spectular opening convention EVER! ON AUGUST 26th 5 p.m., MEET AT Q-FRONT STARBUCKS IN SHIBUYA, WHERE I HAVE ORGAINZED SUCH FUN EVENTS AS LOOKING AT MY NEW iPAQ AND DRINKING DRINKS,oh plus if we get enough people, a conversation Might ensure, Otherwise ffd con participants will get go on irc with my ipaq. I have managed to convice the starbucks cafe to reserve a space for 3 people(at least I think I did), So don't worry there is room for you! Other events that will most likely take place: are running around trying to pick up nice kogals by showing them my l33t new ipaq and my showtune sining skills, STanding on top of the haciko dog looking for people ffd might know. OH WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST THIGN EVER Maybe more info later. I'll post pics and other such after the event (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 14th, 2002
11:07 pm	toaster thief is evil mean ness mean ness mean ness mean ness mean ness SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE MEAN (3 Comments |Comment on this)